Testing

You Don't Need Permission to Fix Your Data

Let me tell you about a junior engineer called Sam. Sam had been on the team about four months when I noticed something in a pull request. Tucked between two routine model changes was a new schema.yml entry — five accepted_values tests on a column called customer_status that had been silently accumulating fourteen different spellings of “active” for the better part of a year. Nobody asked Sam to do this. It wasn’t in a sprint. There was no Jira ticket. Sam had just been working in that part of the warehouse, noticed the mess, and decided to clean it up on the way through.

Saturday, March 21, 2026 Read

The CSV Test Suite Nobody Writes

In October 2020, roughly 16,000 positive COVID-19 test results vanished from the UK’s public health reporting for nearly a week. Not because the tests weren’t run. Not because the labs didn’t report them. The results were collected, transmitted, and received — inside CSV files. The problem? Public Health England was importing those CSV files into Microsoft Excel’s legacy .xls format. The format has a hard row limit of 65,536. When the files grew past that limit, Excel didn’t throw an error. It didn’t warn anyone. It just silently dropped the extra rows. Sixteen thousand people who tested positive for a deadly virus during a second wave went untraced. An estimated 50,000 of their contacts were never notified. And the system this happened in? Part of a £12 billion Test and Trace programme.

Wednesday, March 4, 2026 Read

When Your Data Quality Fails at 9 PM on a Friday

When everything goes wrong at once It’s 9 PM on a Friday. You’re halfway through your second beer, finally relaxing after a brutal week. Your phone buzzes. Then it buzzes again. And again. The support team’s in full panic mode, your manager’s calling, and somewhere in Melbourne, two very angry guests are standing outside the same Airbnb property—both holding confirmation emails that say the place is theirs for the weekend.

Saturday, November 22, 2025 Read