The CSV Test Suite Nobody Writes

In October 2020, roughly 16,000 positive COVID-19 test results vanished from the UK’s public health reporting for nearly a week. Not because the tests weren’t run. Not because the labs didn’t report them. The results were collected, transmitted, and received — inside CSV files. The problem? Public Health England was importing those CSV files into Microsoft Excel’s legacy .xls format. The format has a hard row limit of 65,536. When the files grew past that limit, Excel didn’t throw an error. It didn’t warn anyone. It just silently dropped the extra rows. Sixteen thousand people who tested positive for a deadly virus during a second wave went untraced. An estimated 50,000 of their contacts were never notified. And the system this happened in? Part of a £12 billion Test and Trace programme.